Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Searching for Answers (and Yoga Jokes)

For lack of anything better to write about today, I decided to look up some interesting facts about yoga.  After several minutes of websurfing, I found absolutely nothing.  I guess yoga just isn't that interesting.  However, I did find something much better: yoga jokes!  Everything is better when it's turned into a joke (or at least, almost everything).  Here are a few I found:

What did the yogi say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!

What did the sign in the window of the yoga master searching for a new disciple say?
Inquire Within

And my personal favorite:
Why did the yogi refuse anesthesia when having his wisdom teeth removed?
He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!

So, overall, it was a successful browsing session.

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