Certificate of Authenticity

Today is day three of my yoga experience.  I think that's plenty of time to consider myself an official "yogi" (one who does yoga).  For those of you who have not discovered the benefits of 24-hour yoga, you might think that three days is not nearly enough time to make it official.  However, I implore you to consider how much time I have actually spent practicing yoga.  If I started three mornings ago, and it is now noon, my time spent doing yoga can be calculated to approximately 60 hours (because I do yoga even in my sleep with the deep breathing and all that).  That's a lot of yoga.  Therefore, it is official.  Despite being such a large number of hours already, there is more.  Although I just recently discovered that everything is yoga, this does not mean that I am new to yoga.  In fact, since I'm still doing the same things today that I did as a youngin', you could say that I've been doing yoga all my life!  And that's a whole myriad of hours.  So there you have it, folks. I'm a true yogi.